Monday 8 August 2011

Goin'... Goin' get fucked!





WARNING: Little Johnny The Movie is fucking terrible. Most of us would have grown up hearing Kevin Bloody Wilson's Little Johnny jokes. They became a staple part of Aussie life back in the 80s and early fucking 90s. This movie takes all of those fucking jokes and rehashes them as a fucking cartoon.... and fuck...... they fall on their arse. Almost every scene is a set-up with a delivery an then the screen fades to fucking black after the punchline (boom-tish) as if its the funniest joke ever told. The gags are fucking old... mostly unfunny and always fucking filthy. All it would have taken to make this a great fucking little cult film would have been a better fucking script. The jokes could have been written less fucking obviously with less anticipation put in the audience's fucking reaction... It could have worked as an adult's only take on the 'Footrot Flats' type of thing but ultimately its fucking average. The style of this fucking review will give you a good fucking idea of what to expect. If you giggled every time I wrote "fuck" then you might find the movie enjoyable but if you only found it fucking funny for a moment then steer fucking clear of it.

I got to admit, one thing that did produce a smirk was the fact that Genevive Morris did the voice of Little Johnny. That means that Barbara Bank delivered lines like "Looks like he got you right in the fucking cunt!" tehehehehehe.

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